“Don’t move, there’s a bug on your back.”
or ‘don’t move there’s a spider in your hair’
(Source: vous--ne-revez-pas, via sugarcoated-xo)
or ‘don’t move there’s a spider in your hair’
(Source: vous--ne-revez-pas, via sugarcoated-xo)
Anonymous asked: <p>You are really dumb, for real.</p>
aw, did Carlos learn how to use the ask box?C:
Just because I have nothing better to do at the moment.
I love you <3 =)
LOLWHUT/
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To combat the no-eye-contact, keep-to-yourself mentality, he started spontaneously interviewing the people on his car. If they didn’t want to talk to him themselves, he asked them to pick out the next person he interviewed…
Man Asks Strangers Questions About Life, Love on the NYC Subway
Ask Alice
DEAR ALICE,
I’m getting married in a few weeks and must confess: I’m having a slight case of wedding night jitters. Any thoughts on how I might calm my nerves so I can enjoy the company of my new husband.
Signed,
Tremblin’ Terribly in Texas
Dear Tremblin’,
…
Wilco: Walken
“That’s weird that you know so much about Delaware. [What] are you? Fucking Joe Biden?”
Certo che se una persona col suo curriculum già adesso punta al ministero degli Esteri, c’è davvero da augurarsi l’avvento di organismi sovranazionali…
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So my friend Greg (@gregstratton) got a unrequested phone call from Kaplan University (@kaplanuniv) and so he hung up and this is the voicemail he received shortly after.
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Anonymous asked: <p>aw honey darling loveeeeeee, loveeeeeeeee I ADORE YOU I LOVE YOU I WORSHIP YOU, don’t reject meeeeee</p>
YOU REJECTED ~ME~
/angst and woe
Something needs to be sorted out.
『脳と心を味方につける マインドハックス勉強法』:紙魚:So-netブログ (via hepton-rk)
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If only this wasn’t fake.
Not even on April Fool’s Day do I find fake GUTG reunion shows funny.
i forgot that it was april fools when i saw this. my heart is now located in my foot, thats how far it has dropped :(