“Don’t move, there’s a bug on your back.”

 

or ‘don’t move there’s a spider in your hair’

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Anonymous asked: <p>You are really dumb, for real.</p>

aw, did Carlos learn how to use the ask box?C:

Baby was here :)

ayitsrjay:

Just because I have nothing better to do at the moment.

I love you <3 =)

LOLWHUT/

Facebook Comments in Tumblr

svartling:

renolc:

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urlesque:

To combat the no-eye-contact, keep-to-yourself mentality, he started spontaneously interviewing the people on his car. If they didn’t want to talk to him themselves, he asked them to pick out the next person he interviewed…

Man Asks Strangers Questions About Life, Love on the NYC Subway

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Alice in Domesticland: Ask Alice DEAR ALICE, I’m getting married in a few weeks and must...

Ask Alice

DEAR ALICE,

I’m getting married in a few weeks and must confess: I’m having a slight case of wedding night jitters. Any thoughts on how I might calm my nerves so I can enjoy the company of my new husband.

Signed,

Tremblin’ Terribly in Texas


Dear Tremblin’,

1 year ago - 11
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sittingstill:

Wilco:  Walken

“That’s weird that you know so much about Delaware. [What] are you? Fucking Joe Biden?”

click here for more b-sides…

1 year ago - 5

Come si immagina tra dieci anni?
“Sposata e con tanti figli”. Ancora in politica?
“Certo. Magari ministro, perché no?”. Se la Gelmini è un modello…
“Ma io preferirei gli Esteri”.

“Silvio è buono ma ha troppe donne attorno io resterò in politica, voglio la Farnesina” - Repubblica.it

Certo che se una persona col suo curriculum già adesso punta al ministero degli Esteri, c’è davvero da augurarsi l’avvento di organismi sovranazionali…

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codyjensen:

So my friend Greg (@gregstratton) got a unrequested phone call from Kaplan University (@kaplanuniv) and so he hung up and this is the voicemail he received shortly after.

1 year ago - 4

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-7-25)

gregsmyth:

  1. Bonnie ‘Prince’ Billy (13)
  2. Broken Bells (10)
  3. Smoking Popes (4)
  4. Frank Black (4)
  5. Adam Green (2)

Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

1 year ago - 15

Anonymous asked: <p>aw honey darling loveeeeeee, loveeeeeeeee I ADORE YOU I LOVE YOU I WORSHIP YOU, don&#8217;t reject meeeeee</p>

YOU REJECTED ~ME~

/angst and woe

DAY 42, 43 & 44.

imgoingtoloseit:

Something needs to be sorted out.

・「やるかやらないか」の、「オール・オア・ナッシング」だと、ナッシングを選び続けたとき、挫折するしかありません。しかし「100%、50%、
20%、10%、1%」という選択肢を自らに呈示し、この中から選べばよいことにすれば、最低でも1%の作業を繰り返し続けられるので、挫折は免れます。

『脳と心を味方につける マインドハックス勉強法』:紙魚:So-netブログ (via hepton-rk)

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cococourtney:

terrrrrible:

astrangerinmyownskin:

If only this wasn’t fake.

Not even on April Fool’s Day do I find fake GUTG reunion shows funny.

i forgot that it was april fools when i saw this. my heart is now located in my foot, thats how far it has dropped :(

cococourtney:

terrrrrible:

astrangerinmyownskin:

If only this wasn’t fake.

Not even on April Fool’s Day do I find fake GUTG reunion shows funny.

i forgot that it was april fools when i saw this. my heart is now located in my foot, thats how far it has dropped :(

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